Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart...Dear Mrs. Harris,Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are “documented by our video surveillance cameras”:1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union. I knew I wasn’t getting any relief now, so I rolled off the ottoman and sat on the floor.“Not many times, but yes. And yes, it is just as effective as she says,” I responded bitterly.“You sound angry, Aaron. Do you need the bowl now to cool you off??” Jess inquired, eyes narrowed to slits. I responded immediately.“No, Ma’am! It’ll go down, I’m sure.”“Do I need to put a cock ring on you to ensure you don’t climax?” Jess asked threateningly.“No! No, Ma’am, I’ll be good, I swear!” I was almost frantic by that point.Jess frowned at me. “Hmm ... I don’t know...”Emma spoke before Jess could say anything further.“I think he should be allowed to cum,” Emma said decisively. “He was nice enough to let me fuck him in the ass. He shouldn’t have to stay like that,” she said, pointing at my erection.Jess continued frowning as she considered.“Well, don’t forget that he ENJOYS what you did. Here’s what I’m thinking though...”She leaned over and whispered into Emma’s ear for more than a minute. Emma’s.
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